SLAP!

What one should not ever do is to try to shock a girlfriend who is withdrawing monkies at the cashpoint. Why? Coz you gonna get a tight slap. Well, that was what happenned to Sharky an hour ago. I was at the cashpoint and he crept up beside me and in a hoarse voice said, "Ya'ani." Me got shocked, uttered a few mambo jambo which only old ladies do,and gave his left ear a tight slap. All that happened in a few seconds. The slap was an unexpected reaction which surprised me and him as well. The lady at the next cashpoint saw and boy, did she laugh. Sharky's ear was soooo red. Sheesh!